Sex Machine Bar Soap

fame, power, wealth, stunning good looks. all of this will come to you and more* when you use this soap. with its sultry aromas and our non-drying, soap formula, your skin will feel baby soft and ready to take on whatever life throws your way.

*if you work your ass off and get reeeally lucky.

Scrub Level: ★☆☆☆☆ (None)